Vegas

Jelly here:

Once Chicken and I were walking down the street in Las Vegas. Two girls drove by, and yelled:

"Hey big boys, wanna party?"

Chicken and I pondered this for a moment, then simultaneously replied:

"YES!"

But it was too late.

Healthy Jelly

Jelly here:

I spoke to my nutritionist (Chicken) yesterday. He told me what to eat. Here is what I'm eating from now on, nothing else, The End:

• Chicken
• Milk
• Peanut Butter and Jelly
• Fish
• Cottage Cheese
• More Chicken
  

Etc. The point is, I will soon be healthy.

First Post

Chicken.